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good afternoon and WELCOME to darcy blog april 2026. here is a page about kind of what i been up to in april 2026.

it is spring and i am jocking out in powerful ways. much running swimming performing feats of strength and agility. i recently found out i am INELIGIBLE for Survivor so i only have to train as hard as needed to get on Traitors (normal people edition). my training will begin with lying to my loved ones! thanks in advance for helping me with this.

being outside is soooo good and i cherishé my moments outside with friends (human, plant, animal, fae.) Liam looks like that in this pic because they were just telling me some really crazy gossip and they couldn’t even believe what they were saying. is there any better feeling???

it’s been a very powerful time for the cats in our community. felony is sooooo big and round lately 🙂 and has picked up a new hobby of hanging her tiny legs off of things, which unfortunately does make me want to eat her :/ all babies fat happy healthy and wise ❤️

the chuckle hut billion dollar yard sale was a huge success. i made enough money to live off of for about a year ($40.00) and mostly importantly got to see my friends. as ina garten says how easy is that.

did really fucked up karaoke to Motorcycle Drive By by Third Eye Blind and screamed a lot and lost my voice. the throngs of 19 year old Duke students didn’t like it which was confusing bc they had just done a Coldplay song?? Duke Respect Durham!

it is my role in this life to force a group pic

a monkey got into the bar?? i think he’s an active duty soldier who went AWOL by the looks of it?? he was really nice but he kept pressuring Walt and Garet to kiss which i thought was really messed up. even more messed up that he made me take a pic of it??? happy birthday elise this is from her birthday party happy b to elise, and more.

and thennnnn ok we went to the fair behind the hospital and were honking on bobo on the walk over so imagine the feeling of walking up and seeing Mr. Man pictured above freaking. in his little hamster wheel. jumping OUT of his wheel. running around while it spins….. doing his jump rope blindfolded……. the music sounded like the devil music that the guy from Drunk Man’s Peak was playing in Arizona while me and Austin were figuring out how we were gonna get ritualistically killed. well let’s just say it was freakin awesome.

i been cookin good i been eatin good i found this nine of diamonds sticking out of the mud then the next day got a raise so cartomancy is real btw

been riding my bike a lot and i took all these pics of this vulture while in motion chasing it down the street. NOT in a menacing way, in a way where i was trying to connect.

here is some more of my life and my loves and one more thing i’ll say is. the cousins went to the ball game.

and we got on the jumbotron twice but the second time Walt filmed it and unfortunately caught me at my worst.

go ahead and full screen that one. a ruthless, cruel, and probably homophobic person walked in front of the camera that was filming me as i was getting my big break. showbusiness means everything to me and i was finally getting my moment. MY moment. this guy couldn’t stand that, so waged war upon me. i did not realize there were two camera angles. in a wicked deception by the Durham Bulls Lollygagger media empire, i was tricked into showing my worst self on camera. SOMEONE had to tell this guy to move. anyone could have stood up for me, but they didn’t. so what was i left to do but stand up for myself?

fortunately all press is good press, and i can hardly wait to see what this crazy ride called fame holds for my near future!

found this room in the basement of an ATC office building. what the fuck are they hiding

well, here is the hottest i looked in the month of april i think. all that’s left is for me to show you some youtube videos.

a celebration of swords and castles. if u like the kinda shit i like i bet you’ll like these!!!!

happy may day and as tim gunn says, make it work!!! smooches, d a r c y 💘