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hello everyone and welcome to my march 2026 weblog. here you can see what i’ve been up to!

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DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is entirely coincidental.

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let’s MARCH toward the new year!!!

i got back from Darcy’s Big Trip and was met with open arms by my daughters. here is quincy running a quick scan on my vitals.

march had so many fun parties!!! it was beautiful to come back and immediately get to see so many of my friends and

!!!!!!!!! C E L E B R A T E !!!!!!!!!!

our friendship love community and existence!!!!! world is so fucked and we are all we have so i am happy to have and be haved:) by so many special people!!!!

i attended my first birthday party on my own front porch, my first fish fry & fondue party where i laughed so hard so many times that i did PEE! my pants, and my first birthday party that had a saltwater aquarium, three tortoises, fireworks, a magician, psychics, and diy carnival activities.

here are the babies i won at the carnival. stay away from them!!!

i am so proud of my friends for putting their whole asses into making very inspired, labor intensive, high production value, themed parties and events happen simply for the love of the game. loneliness epidemic who!!!!!

here are pics from my sister’s wedding shower, she is not pictured but al*ce (my chaperone) and my sister’s fiance st*ve is. i am happy for them! i am proud of myself for getting through a difficult thing! i love propranalol!

i have no power over the size of images or videos on this website! there was the threat of a huge hail storm a few weeks ago, remember? i was scared for the life of my 2007 toyota corolla. i put, simply, my hammock, two blankets, a 20×20 foot tarp, many bungee cords, and more all over my car. it rained gently for about one hour that day. i looked and felt awesome!!! about what i did to my car, especially as i disrobed it in the sunshine as the few neighbors i have not yet met looked on.

i am now a youtube creator and should be respected as such. something i meant to post on my Big Trip page is this! my video of swimming with a sea turtle. check it out!!!!

kind of awesome, no?

spring is here and you know what that means!!! i am grilling. i started my first grill fire a few nights ago and frantically video called k*rina to get certified Grill Master l*rkin on the horn to tell me wtf to do. there was so much grease on there that i didn’t clean off for months (didn’t know i had to do that??) that it lit aflame.

here is my paradise. i covered my picnic table in a waterproof tablecloth i found on the side of the road as my first craft project of the spring. i LOVE my staple gun (which i also found on the side of the road!) the table is cute now and will NO LONGER hurt your skin.

spring is springing crazy-style and i am loving it!!!! being outside with my friends looking at a flower is a daily medical need. i had a friend in college who tried to photosynthesize for three days. he didn’t eat solid food he just stared into the sun for two mins per day because he read that you can get all the power you need to fuel your body from the sun. it made him kind of sick so he stopped. 🙂 let’s go app state!!!!

in arts and culture news, this month i attended an oogle puppet show, saw Model/Actriz again (most fun shows!!! go see them whenever u can!!! i love gay guys!!!), and have FINISHED all seasons of Sex and the City. i think i’m an Anthony/Carrie hybrid, but ultimately would love to be a Steve. i am NOT A MIRANDA!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!

thursday survivor 50 -> pool nights have been rocking my world. right now if i had to try to predict a final three i would say Kamilla, Emily, and maybe someone weird like Rick. i literally have no idea though. i hope fucking Aubry goes home soon i don’t LIKE HER!!!!!!!

i’m not allowed to share what was happening in first pic but second pic looks like el*se was clipping fingernails on the card table but it is just simply from her beer label. all good!

i love the farmer’s market even tho all i ever get is a canele, i just love to go to the town square and see everyone!! st*lla is my number one farmers market mommy. lately people have been bringing exotic pets to market and letting us look at and sometimes touch them. very nice

we gotta give it up for cousin’s night. i tried a cosmopolitan for the first time in an attempt to get inside the dark and twisted mind of Carrie Bradshaw. i couldn’t help but wonder, why don’t i have a hamster drip water bottle of this stuff hanging in my enclosure!!

june sitting on my stomach teaching me how to change my own oil. ultimately i gave up because i was really scared of the car falling on me and oil spilling directly into my mouth thus killing me. al*ce tried her best with me. it’s ok to be a coward sometimes! my mechanic will do it instead 🙂

i made this next pic as big as it would let me do it. save it to your phone and show it to anybody you want to set me up on a date with !

the last thing i have to say is thank you for reading this and i love you. see you next month!!